Darien Long Kick Ass Mall cop was recently in the news for his single handed stand against drug dealers near his mall.

Here he is Chasing Away Drug Dealers From Mall

and here he  Tasers Mother in Front of Her Children

and here  he agreed to say hi to reddit.

Here he  takes questions from Truthloader viewers and Redditors, including would he rather fight a horse-sized duck or one hundred duck-sized horses?