The Grateful Dead at Telluride

I was walking down the sidewalk smoking a joint. A lady Telluride cop came up to me and said what is that in your hand?
I dropped it behind me and said "It ain't nothin but a little ol' cigarette".
She picked it up and said we won't have no pot smoking on the sidewalks in Telluride.
I replied, "I'm just trying to promote the peace."
She let me go.